Rodriguez v. Rodriguez
Wife of Alex Rodriguez petitions for divorce, saying the marriage is "irretrievably broken" because of the Madonna-linked New York Yankee's "extramarital affairs."
Ferguson v. CBS Corp.
Former employee of "The Rachel Ray Show" who has anorexia sues the producers, alleging a manager said "Anorexics are sick in the head" and "should not be able to work."
Troyer v. TMZ Productions
Pint-sized actor Verne Troyer of "Mini Me" fame files suit to block the sale of a videotape of him having "explicit sexual and intimate relations" with his girlfriend.
• Texarkana restaurant moves for summary dismissal of the case of a woman allegedly injured when she slipped on peanut shells discarded on the floor.
"Peanut shells, if any ... would be an open, obvious and unconcealed condition, and therefore, Defendant did not owe Plaintiff a duty to warn." Lange v. Texas Roadhouse
• Civil liberties group sues South Carolina for approving "an explicitly Christian-themed specialty license plate" that "not only improperly advances and endorses religion, but also discriminates against citizens of other faiths because it fails to provide a comparable expressive outlet." Summers v. Adams
• New York judge orders Google/YouTube to turn over user log-on names and IP addresses as part of discovery in Viacom's copyright infringement suit. "Defendants do not refute that the 'login ID is an anonymous pseudonym' ...
which without more 'cannot identify specific individuals.'” Viacom v. YouTube
• U.S. government files a motion to dismiss a suit against the operators of the Large Hadron Collider atom smasher in Switzerland. "Plaintiffs’ allegations ... are not accepted by the scientific community, are not based on rigorous scientific analysis, and are unfounded."
• Nebraska Supreme Court rules that a woman cannot seek a court order compelling her ex-husband to have a physical examination so she can take out an insurance policy on his life as security for his alimony obligations. "Such an order would have violated this state’s public policy of requiring
an insured’s consent to a policy on his or her life." Davis v. Davis
• Kansas woman sues the Wild Oats organic grocery chain for selling her a defective "ear candle" that she used in an alternative medicine procedure. Anne Danaher's ear candling resulted in "severe conductive hearing loss," the complaint says.
• Pennsylvania appeals court finds that a will written on the cardboard panel of a cigarette carton is not valid. The will "lacked both a positive disposition of property and the testamentary intent of the decedent." In re: Estate of Shelly
• New York judge dismisses a defamation suit filed by a former New York Post gossip columnist against billionaire investor Ron Burkle and Burkle friends Bill and Hillary Clinton. The complaint "can most accurately be described as a political diatribe drawn by Larry Klayman of Freedom Watch, Inc., an avowed enemy of the Clintons."
Stern v. Burkle
• Fox News employee sues the landlord of the network's New York headquarters for "allowing plaintiff's workspace to become infested with bed bugs," causing her to "sustain serious injuries and to have suffered pain, shock [and] mental anguish." Clark v. Beacon Capital Partners
Cal Supremes Apply 'Legal Jujitsu' to OK Gay Marriage
A 4-3 majority of the California Supreme Court may have made the right decision in overturning the state's ban on gay marriage, but got there through what one of the dissenters called an “exercise in legal jujitsu.”
The majority opinion did not rule that same-sex couples have a constitutional right to marriage. Instead, it found a constitutional right to the name of marriage for those who already enjoy the “substantive attributes” of marriage under California's Domestic Partnership Act.
The Legislature passed the DPA by the narrowest of margins in 2003 -– three years after California voters approved Proposition 22, the ballot initiative which defined marriage as the union of a man and a woman.
The initiative statutes “are unconstitutional to the extent each statute reserves the designation of marriage exclusively to opposite sex couples and denies same-sex couples access to that designation,” Chief Justice Ronald M. George wrote for the majority.
The different labels applied to opposite-sex and same-sex unions, he said, “work[ ] a real and appreciable harm upon same-sex couples and their children” and serve no compelling state interest.
George, who, like the other members of the court, is far from a liberal firebrand, stressed that the court was not deciding “whether we believe, as a matter of policy, that the officially recognized relationship of a same-sex couple should be designated a marriage rather than a domestic partnership (or some other term).”
In a dissent, Justice Carol A. Corrigan said the majority “denigrates domestic partnership as ... 'a mark of second-class citizenship'” and
To make its case for a constitutional violation ... distorts and diminishes the historic achievements of the DPA, and the efforts of those who worked so diligently to pass it into law.
Justice Marvin R. Baxter, who dissented separately, was more caustic. “I cannot join this exercise in legal jujitsu,” he said of the majority opinion.
Jujitsu, a Japanese art of self-defense, follows the principle of using an opponent's strength and weight to disable or injure him. U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia coined the phrase "a remarkable feat of jurisprudential jujitsu" in one of his dissents. Kansas v. Crane, 534 U.S. 407 (2002).
According to Baxter, the majority had used the weight of laws which provide “substantial rights” to gays and lesbians against the Legislature “to create a constitutional right from whole cloth.”
“[I]t is certainly reasonable for the Legislature, having granted same-sex couples all substantive marital rights within its power, to assign those rights a name other than marriage,” he concluded.
The DPA's author, Assemblywoman Jackie Goldberg, said in introducing the bill that it was about “simple justice” and was not a “marriage bill.” Opponents argued that the Legislature had “created 'gay marriage' by another name.”
The California Supreme Court majority has in a sense proved the opponents right -- which, as E.J. Dionne points out in the Washington Post, could be counterproductive in those states where “it will take years for a political and legal consensus in favor of gay marriage to develop.”
“In the interim,” he explains,
civil unions and domestic partnerships are the best hope homosexuals in these states have for some form of legal recognition of their relationships. The danger is that foes of civil unions will use this court's own logic to argue that such arrangements are not a political halfway house but lead inexorably to gay marriage.
An obese Arkansas jail inmate has dropped his prisoner rights suit alleging jail officials serve meals so low in calories that he has been losing weight. more
Church Not Liable for 'Laying Hands' on Teen
Ruling against a woman who sued members of a church for assault, the Texas Supreme Court has effectively insulated religious organizations from liability for intentional abuse as long as they raise their beliefs as a defense. more
Judge Keeps Court Open in Celebrity Divorce
A ruling in the divorce case of former supermodel Christie Brinkley is an encouraging sign that judges are not going to use the rapid information flow of the digital age as an excuse to close court proceedings.
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N.Y. Woman Loses Suit over Affair with Rabbi
New York’s highest court has set the bar prohibitively high for proving certain civil cases against predatory clergy by ruling that a woman cannot sue a rabbi who had an affair with her because she was not “uniquely vulnerable and incapable of self-protection." more
"Parrot Fever" Death Tests Products Law
The family of a Texas man who allegedly died of a disease contracted from a sick cockatiel has sued PetSmart for wrongful death, but the fate of similar cases around the country suggests their products liability theory will not fly.
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"Naked Cowboy" Wins Duel with Candy Cowboy
A ruling in a trademark infringement case filed by a New York street entertainer who performs as “The Naked Cowboy” is another indication that judges may be taking parodies too seriously when the parody conveys a commercial message. more
Unsafe Undies? Thongs Ain't What Used to Be
A rash of product liability lawsuits has hit Victoria's Secret, with plaintiffs alleging they were injured by defectively designed underwear. more
Eye Doctor Blamed for Fatal Fall After Dilation
The son of a Kansas woman has filed what may be the first wrongful-death lawsuit involving an eye procedure, alleging her optometrist caused the injuries she suffered in a fall by failing to provide her with protective sunglasses after a pupil dilation. more
Stripper Sues Club for Letting Her Drive Drunk
An Alabama strip club's practice of encouraging dancers to have customers buy them drinks could make it liable for the injuries of a dancer who wrecked her car after leaving the club in a “highly intoxicated” state.
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Judge Dumps Suit over 'Servile' Coffee-Making
An office worker who claimed two male managers reduced her to the stereotypical role of “subservient female” by demanding that she serve them coffee was not the subject of a hostile work environment, a Philadelphia judge has ruled.
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