Strauss v. Horton
Gay couples sue to block enforcement of California's Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage, saying it "strike[s] directly" at constitutional rights of equal protection.
Authors Guild v. Google
Google agrees to pay authors and publishers $125 million as part of a "historic" settlement of class action suits involving online access to books through Google Book Search.
Steele v. TBS
Boston-area musician sues Jon Bon Jovi and others for $400 billion, alleging the rocker's song "I Love This Town" is a ripoff of a "love song" he wrote for "his beloved Red Sox."
• Cookbook author Missy Chase Lapine, allegedly slandered by Jerry Seinfeld, says she has "never felt so frightened and vulnerable as the day my daughter, 7 years old, came home from school and asked, "Mom, what is an assassin?" Seinfeld had joked on the "David Letterman Show" that "if you read history, many of the three-name people do become assassins.” Lapine v. Seinfeld
• North Carolina Court of Appeals refuses to issue an injunction requiring pop singer Clay Aiken to endorse a book about him. "Our courts cannot be used to force celebrities or their family or friends into making endorsements for another person's profit." Holleman v. Aiken
• Iowa Court of Appeals affirms the liability of a school district for failing to take adequate steps to prevent the physically aggressive behavior of a high-school basketball player. Andrew McSorley struck an opposing player in the head with his elbow during a game in 2004.
Brokaw v. Winfield-Mt. Union Community
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• Illinois middle school student wants the termination of a teacher who allegedly told other students to slap her for being inattentive "and, in fact, the other students slapped the minor plaintiff in the head."
Torres v. Valley View Community Sch. Dist. 365U
• Florida Supreme Court declines to recognize the tort of false light invasion of privacy. "[T]he benefit of recognizing the tort, which only offers a distinct remedy in relatively few unique situations, is outweighed by the danger of unreasonably impeding constitutionally protected speech ..." Jews for Jesus v. Rapp
• Actor David Duchovny denies having any Californication with a tennis instructor and sues a British newspaper for saying he did. "Daily Mail has caused substantial harm to Duchovny, in complete disregard of the truth and of even a semblance of journalistic integrity." Duchovny v. Daily Mail
• Kentucky settles a political blogger's free-speech suit, agreeing to only block access to blogs on state-owned computers "if pursuant to a reasonable, viewpoint-neutral standard that applies equally to all websites, whether or not those websites can be described as 'blogs.'" Nickolas v. Fletcher
• News service researching a 1964 auto accident involving John McCain files a Freedom of Information Act suit seeking U.S. Navy hospital records. "The personal history and military career of a Presidential candidate are matters of high importance to the American public." National Security News Service v. U.S. Dept. of the Navy
• Civil liberties group challenges the new federal law shielding phone companies from liability for cooperating in warrantless wiretapping. "At stake are the privacy rights of every American ..." In re NSA Telecom Records Litigation
• Louisiana appeals court rules that a marriage between first cousins in Iran "is valid in Louisiana and is not a violation of a strong public policy." Ghassemi v. Ghassemi
Juror Misconduct Cited in P&G Satan Rumors Case
Five Amway distributors who were held liable for spreading satanic rumors about Procter & Gamble have asked for the $19.25 million jury verdict to be thrown out, claiming jurors mistakenly awarded damages “in the form of attorney fees.”
Since the March 16 verdict, three of the 11 jurors have declared in affidavits that they found P&G had no case for any category of damages except “out of pocket” expenses. In his instructions to jurors, the trial judge said they could consider such expenses as P&G incurred to “correct the defendants’ false statements.”
In Lanham Act cases, only judges can award attorney's fees. But according to one juror's affidavit, “The out-of-pocket expenses category was presumed to be primarily attorneys' fees and litigation costs.”
Each juror estimated the attorneys' hourly rate -- “[W]e used our own experiences with attorneys and lawsuits,” another affidavit says –- and decided the appropriate compensation for 12 years of litigation. The awards ranged from $0 to $50 million, but averaged out to $19.25 million.
“[T]he jurors entered into a bizarre agreement concerning facts that were not in the record,” the defense says in a motion for a new trial.
The award against Randy Haugen of Ogden, Utah, and four of his Amway distributors was one of the largest for false advertising on record. In an April 1995 message posted on the Amvox internal phone-mail system, Haugen said P&G's president had appeared on a TV talk show and “stated that a large portion of the profits from [P&G] products go to support his satanic church.”
The affidavits -– which are attached to a motion for a judicial inquiry into possible jury misconduct -– certainly seem to explain how jurors could have awarded P&G damages despite the lack of any evidence that the rumors actually cost the company any sales.
“P&G could not prove a single lost sale at trial,” the misconduct motion says. “Lacking such evidence, the jury fashioned a damages remedy of its own in the form of attorney fees.”
The defense had proposed that the jury be instructed to consider “[a]ny reasonable and necessary out-of-pocket expenses that P&G incurred in preventing customers from being deceived.” But U.S. District Judge Ted Stewart rejected that wording, the defense says, leaving the jury
to speculate that attorneys’ fees and other legal expenses were necessary to correct the defendants’ false statements.
P&G's lawyers, meanwhile, have asked Stewart to apply the Lanham Act's provision for triple damages and increase the award to $57,750,000.
But a magistrate judge captured the flimsiness of P&G's case 10 years ago when he told the company, “[Y]ou could probably get three ladies from Snowville to say that maybe they didn't buy a bar of soap or something and that is going to be your damage claim.”
A retired New York cop has sued his former employer for failing to protect him from his wife, a fellow officer who allegedly shot him in a jealous rage after finding out he had cheated on her.
The New York Police Department is liable for the April 2006 shooting of Todd Jamison, the suit says, because supervisors knew of his wife's “violent propensities” and that there was a “pervasive risk” she was too dangerous to be trusted with a department-issue firearm.
Alison Spicer-Jamison allegedly used the weapon to shoot her husband four times in an ambush as he was driving his Mercedes in East New York. She had recently learned of his affair with an Onondaga County deputy sheriff.
The defendants violated Jamison's right to be free of punishment and were negligent in "failing to protect [him] from being gunned down about his body and suffering numerous injuries,” the federal complaint, which seeks $3 million in damages, says.
Jamison, who retired from the NYPD in 2005 and has been dubbed the “Casanova” cop by the tabloid press, has also sued Spicer-Jamison, his third wife, for divorce. She is awaiting trial for attempted murder.
UPDATE ... A New York judge stayed proceedings in the civil case until Nov. 16 pending the resolution of the criminal charges against Alison Spicer-Jamison.
The failure of wildlife officials in Utah to warn campers of the “known risk” of a specific bear makes them liable for the fatal mauling of an 11-year-old boy, the parents of Samuel Ives argue in court papers. more
Is There Room on Web for Two "Funky" Chicks?
In a colorful legal battle between “personal” bloggers, “Funky Brown Chick” will have to show more than surface similarities between her eponymous website and “funkyblackchick.com” to prevail on her trademark infringement claims. more
Manager Blames Movie for Use of Racial Slur
A former Wyeth Pharmaceuticals manager says she wasn't expressing racial bias when she described herself as the “head nigger in charge” in front of an African-American employee -– she just had the phrase “fresh in my mind” after seeing the movie “Lean on Me.”
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Dirty Dancer Settles with Town -- to Tune of $275K
After a six-year legal battle over dirty dancing, a North Carolina town has agreed to pay $275,000 to a woman whom it had banned from its community center because of her “sexual gyrations.”
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Careless Cart Loading Alleged in Death Case
Florida premises liability law appears to be generous enough toward plaintiffs that Home Depot could be held liable for the death of a customer who was allegedly struck by an overloaded shopping cart being pushed by another customer.
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Parents, Hospital Clash over Meaning of Death
A legal showdown over the meaning of death pits an ultra-Orthodox Jewish couple who believe there is life while the heart still beats against the Washington, D.C., hospital which wants to remove their brain-dead son from life support.
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Plaintiff in God Lawsuit Appeals to Higher Power
Despite having no earthly hope of prevailing, Nebraska State Sen. Ernie Chambers has appealed to a higher legal power in his lawsuit against God, which was dismissed because he has not served the defendant. more
Staring at Breasts Not Harassment, Says Jury
The former administrator of Grafton, Mass., did not sexually harass his secretary by staring at her breasts, a jury has ruled, apparently agreeing with the defense that his eye movements were “normal mannerisms” caused by a medical condition. more
Penis Pump Judge's Staff Settle Claims for $340K
The misconduct of former Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, who masturbated with a penis pump while presiding over trials, has ended up costing Oklahoma taxpayers $340,000 in settlements of lawsuits filed by two of his employees. more
No Coddling for Colleges That Coddle Athletes?
Civil rights plaintiffs have won another victory in a case involving the coddling of college athletes as a judge ruled that a rape victim can sue former Arizona State University football coach Dirk Koetter for putting her in danger she would otherwise not have faced. more
Priest's Affair Said to Breach Duty as Confessor
As pickup lines go, “Your presence struck me like a thunderbolt” is passably original. But it was allegedly uttered by a priest who, according to a $125 million lawsuit, exploited the power of the confessional to seduce a female parishioner. more
Nelson v. American Apparel Subject: "Sham" Arbitration Document: Opinion