Strauss v. Horton
Gay couples sue to block enforcement of California's Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage, saying it "strike[s] directly" at constitutional rights of equal protection.
Authors Guild v. Google
Google agrees to pay authors and publishers $125 million as part of a "historic" settlement of class action suits involving online access to books through Google Book Search.
Steele v. TBS
Boston-area musician sues Jon Bon Jovi and others for $400 billion, alleging the rocker's song "I Love This Town" is a ripoff of a "love song" he wrote for "his beloved Red Sox."
• Cookbook author Missy Chase Lapine, allegedly slandered by Jerry Seinfeld, says she has "never felt so frightened and vulnerable as the day my daughter, 7 years old, came home from school and asked, "Mom, what is an assassin?" Seinfeld had joked on the "David Letterman Show" that "if you read history, many of the three-name people do become assassins.” Lapine v. Seinfeld
• North Carolina Court of Appeals refuses to issue an injunction requiring pop singer Clay Aiken to endorse a book about him. "Our courts cannot be used to force celebrities or their family or friends into making endorsements for another person's profit." Holleman v. Aiken
• Iowa Court of Appeals affirms the liability of a school district for failing to take adequate steps to prevent the physically aggressive behavior of a high-school basketball player. Andrew McSorley struck an opposing player in the head with his elbow during a game in 2004.
Brokaw v. Winfield-Mt. Union Community
Sch. Dist.
• Illinois middle school student wants the termination of a teacher who allegedly told other students to slap her for being inattentive "and, in fact, the other students slapped the minor plaintiff in the head."
Torres v. Valley View Community Sch. Dist. 365U
• Florida Supreme Court declines to recognize the tort of false light invasion of privacy. "[T]he benefit of recognizing the tort, which only offers a distinct remedy in relatively few unique situations, is outweighed by the danger of unreasonably impeding constitutionally protected speech ..." Jews for Jesus v. Rapp
• Actor David Duchovny denies having any Californication with a tennis instructor and sues a British newspaper for saying he did. "Daily Mail has caused substantial harm to Duchovny, in complete disregard of the truth and of even a semblance of journalistic integrity." Duchovny v. Daily Mail
• Kentucky settles a political blogger's free-speech suit, agreeing to only block access to blogs on state-owned computers "if pursuant to a reasonable, viewpoint-neutral standard that applies equally to all websites, whether or not those websites can be described as 'blogs.'" Nickolas v. Fletcher
• News service researching a 1964 auto accident involving John McCain files a Freedom of Information Act suit seeking U.S. Navy hospital records. "The personal history and military career of a Presidential candidate are matters of high importance to the American public." National Security News Service v. U.S. Dept. of the Navy
• Civil liberties group challenges the new federal law shielding phone companies from liability for cooperating in warrantless wiretapping. "At stake are the privacy rights of every American ..." In re NSA Telecom Records Litigation
• Louisiana appeals court rules that a marriage between first cousins in Iran "is valid in Louisiana and is not a violation of a strong public policy." Ghassemi v. Ghassemi
Man Sues Fertility Clinic for Wrongful Sperm Use
A prospective father has filed what could be a landmark case of mistaken insemination, claiming a Portland, Ore., fertility clinic used the sperm he intended for his fiancée to get another woman pregnant.
The plaintiff, identified only as MH, was “deprived of an opportunity to have children with this sperm,” says the complaint, which raises such tricky issues as whether a man who can still reproduce suffers an injury if his sperm is misused and whether the misappropriation of sperm is compensable under property law.
MH seeks at least $2 million in damages for emotional distress and the loss of his sperm which, he says, “were of special value.” The suit includes a claim for conversion, a tort that applies to the unlawful appropriation of another's property.
“It's still not settled in most jurisdictions that sperm is property capable of conversion,” says Judith D. Fischer, a law professor at the University of Louisville who has written about the misappropriation of genetic material.
The wrongly inseminated woman had a child and MH has filed a separate paternity action. “He just wants to know if he is the father,” says his attorney, Jane Paulson (Paulson Law Firm, Portland).
According to MH, he deposited sperm at an Oregon Health & Science University clinic for use in inseminating his fiancée. But in September 2005, he alleges, the clinic
negligently used [the] sperm to inseminate a woman who was not MH's fiancé presumably causing that woman to become pregnant.
The sperm, moreover, “was the property of MH,” the suit says, and the defendants “wrongfully converted [it] by inseminating a woman other than his fiancé.”
A Portland jury in 1997 awarded $1.25 million to Robert Eubanks, a cancer survivor who suffered the loss of sperm he had banked at a hospital for starting a family. The sperm in that case was irreplaceable since chemotherapy treatment had left Eubanks sterile.
MH, on the other hand, has not lost the chance to get his fiancée pregnant. But Fischer can see him making the argument that “he doesn't want children out in the world that he never intended to have.”
“The problem is getting the law to recognize that there is an injury,” she adds.
While there is no case law directly on point (see table below), a California appeals court ruled in Hecht v. Superior Court, 16 Cal.App.4th 836 (1993), that the frozen sperm of a dead man satisfied the “property” requirements of the Probate Code. Other courts have allowed conversion claims in cases involving a frozen embryo and human cell lines.
Fischer said in a law review article that “The misappropriation of eggs and embryos ... involves an injury to aspects at the very core of human dignity, sexuality and reproduction.” MH may have to show that the loss of sperm was a similar affront to his dignity.
THE BODY AS PROPERTY
Case
Claim
Ruling
Hecht v. Superior Ct., 16 Cal.App.4th 836 (1993)
Woman claimed access to frozen sperm of deceased boyfriend.
Sperm can be treated as property under probate law.
Moore v. Regents of University of California, 51 Cal.3d 120 (1990)
Hospital misused cells from patient's spleen.
Plaintiff held to have "abandoned" spleen after its removal from his body.
U.S. v. Arora, 860 F.Supp. 1091 (1994)
Researcher intentionally destroyed cell line.
There is "no reason why a cell line should not be considered a chattel capable of being converted."
York v. Jones, 717 F.Supp. 421 (1989)
Couple sued fertility clinic for refusing to transfer pre-embryo.
Plaintiffs had "property rights" in the pre-embryo under contract with clinic.
By Matthew Heller 9/20/06
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